Don't you just love people who use cute little terms like "InterWebz"? I love them so much I want to put them all in a cute Hello Kitty box with pink ribbons and place it in an empty swimming pool and fill the pool with cement and then write cute haiku in the cement until it dries and then I won't be able to hear the screaming anymore.
Wow. That's dark for a first blog post. So be it.